1. If you are working out of town, and living temporarily in a company paid apartment, make sure to spend nights in hotels every so often so that the Dew Drop Inn charges appear on your credit card statement.
2. Frequent many restaurants and order two appetizers, two drinks and two meals so that your credit card statement gives the impression that you have been entertaining, erm, clients?
3. When your spouse calls you, keep the conversation short. Say something like, “yawn…I’m so tired. I’ve been working all day and really need to get some sleep”.(note: In order for this method to be effective, make sure you keep the conversation short on each and every call, regardless of the time of day. )
4. Birthdays, Anniversaries, and other Holidays are important, special times that families spend time together. Disregard all of them.
5. If your spouse begins to ask questions, such as, why haven’t you been home to visit or why don’t you call home, get angry. Bring up random disagreements, arguments, and such from 5 years prior to dodge the interrogation. Think aggressive defense! Communication is key.
*Be sure to check back soon for more tips on how to communicate with your spouse*
Names have been omitted to protect the innocent.
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